Oops! I did it again

I decided I wanted my cartilage pierced. In May I had my left one done, but it didn't want to heal right so I took it out and let it close. I have this phobia of sleeping on my left side, due to years in the medical field. I told one of the girls at work that I was going to have it done and asked what time she went home. Well, she decided she was going to use me as a training tool. Me, like the idiot I am, I say, "Do both!!" What. Was. I Thinking??? The left ear doesn't hurt so bad. The right one? YOWSA!!! This thing hurts like crazy! So me, being the thinker of all things brilliant and stupid, decided to find something to use as an inner tube type thing so I can lay my head with my ear in the hole to sleep and my ear wouldn't touch the pillow. The only "idea" I came up with was one of those hemorrhoid pillows. I couldn't find them and I was too embarrassed to ask where they were. Of course, I work for a huge retail store and anyone who knows me at work wouldn't be surprised when I tell them what I wanted it for. When I got home I found my memory foam horseshoe shaped neck pillow and will use it to sleep on.

At least my ears look pretty!